Welcome to the "RU3D" test.  

First , grab a coffee(or someone else's coffee), watch these pictures from our sponsor, then scroll down and take this important test which may significantly impact your future, faith, and sanity...after all this is a test to see if you might fit in with our family...

Test Rules:

  • Answer an emphatic "yes" to each question.
  • Answer honestly (which is the same as above)
  • Answer in your mind (we're not mind readers, but we are good guessers)

                  TEST: "YOU MAY BE 3D" IF...

  1. You think you like  Jesus  (or would like to) but are not sure about his wife (Christians).
  2. You could appreciate if folks who love you just the way you are, but too much to leave you that way.
  3. You are unrepentantly non-religious.
  4. You never want to hear the following again:
  5. You sense that our Radical Dancing God is up to something new in the world, Kingdom, church..and YOU in these amazing days , and you would rather die than miss the revolution.
  6. You'd be interested in changing your eternal address AND addressing the way eternity addresses you.
  7. You have a sneaking suspicion that God, although holy, has a sense of humor (He made Dave Wainscott, didn't he?)
  8. You can relate to this video, but hope Jesus isn't really like this:
  9.  You think the rest of these videos are hilarious and tragic (because they have been true of you).

10.  You actually  might agree with some of the "5 Provocative Truths , Velvet Elvis Style.",  "15 Theses for a New Reformation",  or  "12 Truths I Couldn't Find in Church"  

11. You are alive and have a pulse.

        END TEST.    PENCILS DOWN.  

Now,  to kill time while we are calculating your results, kindly indulge watching these commercials below, featuring photos of our cute folks which will win you over...Then when done,  scroll down to receive your test results.

 

 

CONGRATULATIONS! 

YOU PASSED THE TEST.  EVEN IF YOU DIDN'T TAKE IT. EVEN IF YOU ANSWERED "NO"TO ALL (WE LIKE REBELLIOUS PEOPLE, TOO. )

see you soon!

UR3DEven if are not alive, and do not have a pulse, join us! !

   "RU3D? "

"OIB;  IB 3D, UC... RU3D2?"

 

 

 

 

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